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Home growing, written down

Trying to grow
better weed.

Building the tools I wish I had. I’m Jason. I grow at home, get things wrong and write it down. This is where the projects live.

  • 9,572 strains on file
  • 901 with lab numbers
  • 134 flowering times, straight from breeders
  • No email sign-up
  • 0 trackers on this site
  • The app: building
  • The garage lab: still mostly a garage
  • The tools: live

A made-up grow, to show the app

Day 1. New grow.

The app will ask for a name. Everything else can wait, or never happen.

Veg. Log what you feel like.

A tap for water. A photo. A voice memo when your hands are dirty. There’s no such thing as an incomplete entry.

It counts the days so you don’t.

Day and week of the grow, day and week of the phase. Worked out from dates, so fixing a date fixes everything.

Flip to flower. Now it compares.

The counter goes next to what the strain is supposed to do, and next to what it did for you last time.

Some weeks you log nothing.

It won’t mention it. No streaks and no “you missed a day”. The count keeps going whether you show up or not.

I called it ready.

The trichomes disagreed. Mr Dookie had no comment. The app will never tell you to harvest. It shows the count and leaves the call to you.

Chop. Dry. Next one.

The whole grow stays on the phone, and the next one starts with what this one taught you.

The strain library

9,572 strains. Most are a name and not much else.

I pulled together open data: names, breeders and lab numbers from state-licensed labs. What’s missing is the growing part. 134 have a flowering time, and every one came from the breeder’s own page. I could use help with the rest.

strains with lab numbers
901strains with lab numbers
lab samples behind them
63,692lab samples behind them
flowering times from breeders
134flowering times from breeders
breeders listed
531breeders listed
Mr Dookie: a cartoon fly with big red eyes behind round glasses, a striped knit beanie, dreadlocks and a joint

The mascot

This is Mr Dookie.

He’s a fly. He showed up early and never left. He doesn’t say anything on this site. He watches me overwater things and keeps it to himself.

He does talk on his own site, where he runs a clothing line. Of course he does.

Visit Le Dookie

About to start a grow?

When testing opens, I’ll be looking for a few growers to try the app and tell me what’s wrong with it.

How testing will work