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Silly shirts.

Shirts and stickers for people who grow, or who love someone who won’t stop talking about it. It pays for soil. Nothing here is cannabis, seeds or smoking gear.

Open. Printed to order and mailed.

Shirts

Support a Local Grower tee

The local grower is me. Thank you.

$29.99

Favorite Strain tee

Pick yours. It goes on the shirt.

$31.99

The Trichomes Disagreed tee

I called it ready.

$29.99

Overwatered With Love tee

It’s the thought that drowns.

$29.99

Am I Baked? badge tee

The original badge, on the chest.

$29.99

Stickers

Am I Baked? badge sticker

A small, round shrug.

$4.99

Support a Local Grower sticker

Stick it where the neighbors can see.

$4.99

My Sensors Disagree sticker

One says 55%. One says 61%.

$4.99

Trust, But Calibrate sticker

A reminder for anyone with a pH pen.

$4.99

How it works

Everything is printed to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse.
Ships to the US and Canada. $6.95 flat, free on orders of $75.00 or more.
You pay on Stripe’s page. This site never sees your card.

Looking for Mr Dookie on a shirt?

That’s his department. He has his own label, and frankly it’s nicer than mine.

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