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Last updated October 5, 2026
Who this is for
amibaked.com is for adults 21 and over. By using it you’re confirming that you are, and that you’re of legal age where you live.
What this is
A personal site about growing at home and the tools I’m building for it. It’s educational and it’s entertainment. Nothing here is legal, medical or electrical-safety advice.
Laws on growing cannabis differ by country, state and city. Knowing and following the ones that apply to you is your job. I can’t tell you what’s legal where you live.
What I don’t sell
No cannabis, seeds, clones or smoking gear. I don’t sell or ship any of it. Breeder pages link to the breeder’s own website so you can check a fact at the source. I’m not paid for those links.
The strain library and the tools
- The strain library is facts gathered from open datasets and breeders’ own pages, credited on each page. It has gaps and it will have mistakes. Lab figures are medians of results from state-licensed labs and say nothing certain about any plant or product.
- The calculators do arithmetic. They don’t know your room or your plants. Use your own judgment.
- The public strain list at
/data/strains.jsoncan be used with the same source credits it carries.
The shop
- The shop sells shirts and stickers, printed to order by a print company and mailed to you.
- Prices are in US dollars. Payment is handled by Stripe. Shipping is $6.95, free on orders of $75.00 or more, to the US and Canada. Delivery times are estimates.
- Returns. Each item is made for you, so I can’t take returns for size or a change of mind. If something arrives damaged or misprinted, email me within 30 days and I’ll replace or refund it.
Affiliate links and sponsorship
There are none on the site right now. If that changes, they’ll be labeled where they appear. The affiliate disclosure has the rules I’d follow.
My stuff, and other people’s
The writing and the drawings on this site are mine. The “Am I Baked?” badge and Mr Dookie are this site’s logo and mascot; please don’t reuse them. Strain facts belong to nobody; the datasets they came from have their own licenses, credited on the strain pages.
Liability
To the extent the law allows, I’m not liable for indirect or consequential losses from using this site or what’s on it, and my total liability for an order is limited to what you paid for it.