Commander Series
Grow Commander (Self-Appointed) Tee
$29.99
A medal-ribbon crest reading “GROW COMMANDER — SELF-APPOINTED”, printed on a dark heavyweight tee. Rank not recognised by any authority.
Select colourBlack
Select sizeUnisex fit
Field notes
Mr Dookie promoted himself on day one of the build. The promotion was unanimous: one vote for, zero against, the sensors abstaining.
Printed on demand for your order and shipped with tracking, usually within 2–7 business days in the US.
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