Lab-quality grows on a Facebook Marketplace budget.
AmIBaked is a home-grow tech channel and workshop log: DIY grow hacks, sensor automation, honest gear reviews, breeding and pheno-hunting notes, and experiments designed to settle arguments with data.
Meet the Commander
Mr Dookie narrates every chore like a military campaign. Painting a wall is “Operation Wet Paint”. Moving a fan six inches is “a decisive repositioning of air assets”. He is confident, loud, and frequently wrong by exactly the amount a cheap sensor can detect.
That is the point. Every episode puts the Commander’s plan next to the data. When the data wins, we show it. When a $12 sensor beats a $300 gadget, we show that too. You get the comedy and the correct answer.
Mr Dookie is an original character created for AmIBaked. Any resemblance to a real commander, living, dead or on television, is the Commander’s own fault.
Season 1: the garage bay
Season 1 converts a 12′×16′ garage bay into a sealed, sensor-instrumented grow space and a separate maker workshop, mostly with second-hand gear, microcontrollers and patience. The build follows a strict order: the room has to hold its climate before anything alive goes in.
- 01 Clear the bayOperation Clean Sweep
- 02 Skim, caulk, sand & maskThe Siege of the Drywall
- 03 Scrubbable finish & cureOperation Wet Paint (Do Not Touch)
- 04 Raised floor & underfloor runsThe Underground Campaign
- 05 Partitions, doors & sealsFortress Protocol
- 06 Climate & air pathsThe Humidity Front
- 07 Benches, trays & reservoirsOperation Wet Feet
- 08 Lights upPhoton Offensive
- 09 Sensors & automationProject All-Seeing Eye
- 10 Commissioning runFinal Inspection (The Data Has Notes)
What we do not do
AmIBaked is educational content for adults 21 and over. We do not sell cannabis, seeds or paraphernalia, we do not give medical or legal advice, and we do not show consumption. We sell merch, digital build plans and electronics project kits. Follow the laws where you live.